A New Form Of Islamic Terrorism: The Butt Bomber

Believe it or not, this is NOT a gay joke:

From STRAFOR:

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One of the highlights of the Friday gathering was supposed to be the Saudi Prince’s meeting with Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri, a Saudi man who was a wanted militant from al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP). Al-Asiri had allegedly renounced terrorism and had requested to meet the prince in order to repent and then be accepted into the kingdom’s amnesty program. Such surrenders are not unprecedented — and they serve as great press events for the kingdom’s ideological battle against jihadists. Prince Mohammed, who is responsible for the Saudi rehabilitation program for militants, is a key figure in that ideological battle.
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After al-Asiri entered a small room to speak with (Saudi) Prince Mohammed, he activated a small improvised explosive device (IED) he had been carrying inside his anal cavity. The resulting explosion ripped al-Asiri to shreds but only lightly injured the shocked prince — the target of al-Asiri’s unsuccessful assassination attempt.

Heh. Maybe it wasn't a bomb. Maybe he was just terribly constipated for a very long time.
Allah-U-Ah...brraaap! Kaboom!

Got...to...stop...laughing...my jaw hurts already

Anyway, the guy deserves the 2009 Darwin Award.

One more thing...is this the reason why the followers of Islam are so...anal?

All right, all right: I promise this is the last joke.

Hate to broke my promise but there is still a question that needs an answer:
how did he detonate the bomb? did the Prince pull his finger?

Oh, bollocks!

"Oh, bollocks."
No, we can't definitively prove that Gordon Brown said that after witnessing a "Wrong Region" code when inserting a DVD given to him by Barack Obama, but we're sure something of the sort was uttered.


You see, the ridiculous DVD region coding system recently prevented the British Prime Minister from viewing a set of 25 "American classics" on DVD, all of which were bestowed upon him by President Obama during a recent visit to Washington, D.C.
We hate to bludgeon a dead mule, but seriously, when will the DRM madness end? Er, on second thought, maybe this is precisely what's necessary to keep those region-free player outlets in business, and thus, the economy strong.
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Who was put in charge of buying this gift? What, you don't know who?
A Democrat staffer, who just like his boss has a lot of experience under his belt!

EXCLUSIVE! Harry Reid challenging Nancy Pelosi for the title of World's Dumbest Bag Of Hammers

Watch this short video of U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid claiming in America paying income tax is voluntary!

This is a must see video...Harry Reid is a strong contender for the title of World Dumbest Bag Of Hammers, currently held by the Congress Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi.







He must have learned that from Tom Daschle, Hilda Solis, Timothy Geithner, Charlie Rangel and Nancy Killefer and...Wesley Snipes :D

Pelosi IQ < Bag Of Hammers

The Genial Thinker Of The Bay Area claims that 500,000,000 (that's correct, five hundred million) Americans will lose their jobs every month if her trillion dollar mega-pork bill doesn't pass




This statement just begs for a question: 500 million Americans will lose their jobs in all 57 states?