Morford's tripe is basically a hit piece against Starbucks (the coffee shop chain) who recently refused to bend over to the Brady center pressure and forbid law abiding gun owners peacefully exercising Second Amendment rights from entering their stores.
Here is a sample of Mofo's idiocy published in the S.F. Gate:
Hi! Come in! Please, no murdering
Hello and welcome to our store! Please, feel free to look around, make yourself comfortable, enjoy our fine offerings and, oh yes, by the way? Please, no murdering.
Also, no raping, gang-banging, popping off, stabbing, mauling, stealing stuff, or walking around in a confrontational macho huff, ready at a moment's notice to harass any of our normal patrons with a snarl and a vague threat of violence because you feel it is your God-given right, given how you are a card-carrying member of a pro-gun "Open Carry" sect that likes to strap unloaded handguns to your Wranglers, walk around in public places and freak people out. Thank you so much!
I'm sorry, I see you are still wearing your little weapon and strutting about like you are the rather doughy, bad-skinned king of the sand castle. Perhaps we were not clear? Shall we try it again?
Clearly, you are not a police officer. Therefore, the management, our employees and pretty much everyone within a 100-mile radius would very much appreciate it if you would put away that ego-fluffing man-toy that is designed solely to kill other living creatures and induce fear and ignorance as it regresses every hesitant advancement in the human soul back to caveman grunting lunkishness. Thank you again!
Again, we mean no offense, you jingoistic lump of mancrazy. You are indeed well within your rights to be a thoroughly paranoid coward who has no real inner strength, confidence or social skills, to a degree that you feel you must carry a deadly weapon around to feel like you even exist. We understand your thinking completely. It's basic psychology. Very, very basic. Childish, even.
the tripe continues here
Truth is the people like Moford and the Bradyites who hate guns are right. I see their point when they talk about feeling "scared and uneasy" (as a liberal wrote in the comments to the article) when when they go in a coffee shop and see people who are showing their guns.
I too feel "scared and uneasy" when I go into a coffee shop and see black people or latinos sitting at the tables and minding their cup of Joe. Sure I agree, the overwhelming majority of them are not murderers, rapists and child molesters but since statistics are showing 85% of the prison population in the US is black or hispanic, why risk going in a coffee shop and get killed by one of them?
Dear Mr. Moford: since you seem to consider all gun owners as being potential murderers and gangbangers, maybe in the future you should consider writing a similar piece about blacks and hispanics. Oh, and gays. Since they represent over 80% of the people infected, gay people can kill you with AIDS. And just like with gun owners who scare the shit out of you only by being present in the same room you are, gay people can give you AIDS only by breathing the same air as you do. You see Mr. Mofo, gays just like the gun owners you hate so much have a lifestyle and values different than yours, Mr. Moford so... they must be dangerous, right?
Maybe it is time we should at least consider putting some pressure on the owners of dinners and coffee shops to make them post signs with "No Blacks, Hispanics and Gays" at the entrance in their establishments.
Looking forward to read your next article. Cheers!