Thursday, April 19, 2012

Obama's dog eating jokes

A random selection:

Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”

Obama isn’t anti-woman; when he said “bitch,” he was referring to his meal.

When Obama was looking for a dog he wasn’t allergic to, I thought it was the dander he was worried about.

Obama: “I promise you: If you like your dog, you can keep him. Though I may ask you to share some with me.”

Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer): “Remember, it’s exercise, discipline, then affection.”
Obama: “Yeah, but what temperature do I set the oven?”
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Boy, I bet David Axelrod now wishes he didn't wrote that idiotic tweet about Romney's dog traveling in a dog carrier crate atop the family SUV. :)

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