Bye Bye Pelosi?

Dick Morris thinks so:

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Source

Update:

I don't have anything more to say about the CIA lied allegations"
--Nancy Pelosi

Translation:

"Rahm Emanuel sent me a package with a dead fish and a note inside saying if I don't shut up my pie hole and continue to distract the Lightworker I may end up on the bottom of the Bay with my feet encased in a block of concrete. I'm scared $hytless, so please leave me alone"

Now I Know Why They Call It "Meat Industry"

It's because the meat you buy at the store is coming from vats full of artificial protein processed by photosynthesis:



This idiot should be given a VIP tour of a slaughterhouse.
One of my childhood friends used to say: "man, this year the world is so full of stupid people; but don't despair, next year and you'll see even more of them"

You Don't Need To Die In Jihad To Get 72 Virgins

You can buy them at the auction, one by one:

From JawaReport

Romanian Babe Auctions Virginity

(Caracal, Romania) An 18-year-old Romanian student, Alina Percea, has posted an ad on a German-language dating website to auction her virginity. Miss Percea says,

"I am a 108lbs, 5.67 ft tall, brown-eyed Romanian girl. I don't smoke and own a certificate from a gynaecologist which says I am a virgin. I want my first time to be special and not very abrupt."

Obviously, Miss Percea wants to deter any abrupters (abruptionists?) from bidding.

Miss Percea has expressed hopes of receiving 50,000 euros for her nontoxic asset with the added bonus of maybe finding a husband. Unfortunately, with three days remaining in the auction, the going bid for her precious flower is a mere 5,033 euros.

Miss Percea, small entrepreneur looking for foreign investors

Prospective bidders for Miss Percea should follow this link. She is identified as Jungfrau18. Miss Percea also adds:

P.S.: Ich möchte das Auktionsgeld gerne dafür nutzen, um auf die Hochschule zu gehen, aber wenn ich über die gesext-Auktion mein Glück und meine Zukunft fände, wäre das natürlich auch toll.

I think that means she is still in high school.

I am from Romania so I have some insight I wold like to share with my readers:
Domnisoara (Engl. for Miss) Alina recommends herself as being a resident of the town of Caracal, Romania. Caracal is famous nationwide due to a traffic accident happened there at the beginning of the last Century. As the story goes, a Romanian prince decided to get rid of the stupidest, most imbecile subjects of his. After a nationwide IQ test was given to all citizens over 18, the people who scored the worst were rounded up and put in a horse drawn carriage. The driver was then given the order to drive the carriage filled with fools across the border and dump them in the neighboring Bulgaria. Kind of like dumping your trash in your neighbor yard when he's not looking - if you know what I mean.
Long story short: a couple of days later the newspapers reported that somewhere very close to the Southern border in the town of Caracal the horses got spooked in stormy weather by thunders and the carriage filled with morons flipped in a ditch.
Nobody died in the accident; however none of the passengers made it back home because they were too stupid to do so. Instead, they settled down in Caracal where they married and procreated. So that's how the town of Caracal is still famous to this day as the town where the carriage filled with stupid people flipped in a ditch.
I am not surprised at all reading that miss Alina is from Caracal. She seems to be a worthy heir of her exiled ancestors.

Repo Man Is Coming For The Obamobile

Link: Artist's Obama painted car to get repossessed in Tampa, Fla.

Quote:

Jennifer Stone-Anderson says her 2004 Saturn Ion became a work of art this fall when she covered it with elaborate paintings supporting Barack Obama. But Chrysler, which financed her car purchase, maintains that it's just a car. And that Stone-Anderson has been missing payments. And that her work of "art" is about to be repossessed.

But...but...but...Obama said he's gonna make the car payments and give her free gasoline!
Man oh man... this is what I call "poetic justice"

What Islam Fears: Laughter

Get your laughter treatment for an entire month on a single mega-dose of Islam mocking.

It's been a while since I had so much fun.



H/T Bluesky over at Calguns