Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
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Update:
I don't have anything more to say about the CIA lied allegations"
--Nancy Pelosi
Translation:
"Rahm Emanuel sent me a package with a dead fish and a note inside saying if I don't shut up my pie hole and continue to distract the Lightworker I may end up on the bottom of the Bay with my feet encased in a block of concrete. I'm scared $hytless, so please leave me alone"
