A New Form Of Islamic Terrorism: The Butt Bomber

Believe it or not, this is NOT a gay joke:

From STRAFOR:

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One of the highlights of the Friday gathering was supposed to be the Saudi Prince’s meeting with Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri, a Saudi man who was a wanted militant from al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP). Al-Asiri had allegedly renounced terrorism and had requested to meet the prince in order to repent and then be accepted into the kingdom’s amnesty program. Such surrenders are not unprecedented — and they serve as great press events for the kingdom’s ideological battle against jihadists. Prince Mohammed, who is responsible for the Saudi rehabilitation program for militants, is a key figure in that ideological battle.
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After al-Asiri entered a small room to speak with (Saudi) Prince Mohammed, he activated a small improvised explosive device (IED) he had been carrying inside his anal cavity. The resulting explosion ripped al-Asiri to shreds but only lightly injured the shocked prince — the target of al-Asiri’s unsuccessful assassination attempt.

Heh. Maybe it wasn't a bomb. Maybe he was just terribly constipated for a very long time.
Allah-U-Ah...brraaap! Kaboom!

Got...to...stop...laughing...my jaw hurts already

Anyway, the guy deserves the 2009 Darwin Award.

One more thing...is this the reason why the followers of Islam are so...anal?

All right, all right: I promise this is the last joke.

Hate to broke my promise but there is still a question that needs an answer:
how did he detonate the bomb? did the Prince pull his finger?

Move Along, No Islamic Terrorism To See Here; But We Caught A White Domestic Extremist

Just another unfortunate case of Sudden Jihad Syndrome, poor guy. He was on the FBI list of suspects, it was known he went to Yemen to train for Jihad and and was arrested there with a fake passport, yet somehow managed to fool the Feds and accomplish his mission:

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Source: More Targets Found on Arkansas Shooting Suspect's Computer Wednesday, June 03, 2009 A senior U.S. official tells FOX News that more targets were found on the computer of a man charged in the fatal shooting at a military recruiting center in Arkansas — suggesting the accused gunman may have been part of a larger plot to attack military targets and may not have been acting alone. Officers found maps to Jewish organizations, a Baptist church, a child care center, a post office and military recruiting centers in the southeastern U.S., New York and Philadelphia, according to a joint FBI-Homeland Security intelligence assessment obtained by The Associated Press. After Monday's attack outside the Army-Navy Career Center in Little Rock, detectives searched a computer linked to suspect Abdulhakim Muhammad, and discovered research into multiple sites in different states, according to the memo. Muhammad, 23, a Muslim convert who previously was known as Carlos Bledsoe, pleaded not guilty to capital murder in the deadly suburban shopping complex shooting. Authorities said he targeted soldiers "because of what they had done to Muslims in the past." Private William Long, 23, was killed and Private Quinton I. Ezeagwula, 18, was wounded. Both completed basic training within the past two weeks and had never seen combat. Ezeagwula was in stable condition at a hospital. The latest information seemed to contradict a local police official's denial earlier Tuesday that the shooting was part of a larger conspiracy, though details of possible accomplices and their involvement weren't immediately disclosed. Muhammad is being held without bond and is due to make his first court appearance Wednesday. Muhammad, a U.S. citizen, is accused of carrying out a targeted attack against U.S. forces because of "political and religious motives" and already had been under investigation by the FBI at the time of the shootings. An FBI joint terrorism task force based in the southern U.S. reportedly had been tracking Muhammad after he traveled to Yemen and was arrested and jailed there for using a Somali passport, an official told The Associated Press. The probe had been in its early stages and based on Muhammad's trip to Yemen, ABC News reported. While there, Muhammad, who was born and raised in Tennessee, studied jihad with an Islamic scholar, according to Jihadwatch.org. He moved to Little Rock in April. At Tuesday's court hearing, Deputy Prosecutor Scott Duncan said Muhammad told investigators that "he would have killed more soldiers had they been in the parking lot." Long and Ezeagwula were targeted as they stood outside the recruiting center smoking cigarettes.

Meanwhile, the Lightworker Government is watching for the REAL terrorists and is keeping us safe:

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Collector puzzled over seizure of his vintage war plane by customs agents Skyraider believed to be 1 of 4 left in U.S. by Anita Debro -- Birmingham News June 03, 2009 A vintage airplane collector said Tuesday that government agents have impounded his rare 1952 military aircraft he imported from France last fall and are threatening to destroy the plane because of a missed step in bringing it into the country. Claude Hendrickson III said U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents seized his Douglas AD-4N Skyraider about six weeks ago at the Bessemer Municipal Airport hangar he leases. "(ICE) basically said we smuggled the plane into the country. My question is how do you smuggle this into the country," Hendrickson asked pointing to the single-engine aircraft that was commonly used as an attack bomber during the Vietnam War. Hendrickson's Skyraider is believed to be one of only four of its kind that remain in the U.S. The airplane, which Hendrickson bought for $100,000 last May, since its seizure has been moved to another hangar at the Bessemer Airport. Hendrickson said he is not allowed to fly the plane or perform any work on it until ICE agents release it. ICE spokesman Temple Black on Tuesday declined comment on the case and forwarded questions to the U.S. Attorney's Office in Birmingham. Officials in the U.S. Attorney's Office declined specifics on the matter, but said "ICE continues to investigate the case." Hendrickson said he was not trying to bring the plane into the country illegally. He said he believed he followed all steps to import the plane. The 48-year-old businessman hired attorneys Joe Lassiter and Anthony Johnson. Hendrickson said his attorneys on Tuesday met with lawyers in the U.S. Attorneys in Birmingham regarding the plane. Hendrickson said he has been advised that ICE had 60 days to file any criminal charges against him. He said the plane has already been impounded for about 45 days. MISSED PAPERWORK: Hendrickson, who lives in Shelby County, said he was in Texas on business when federal agents seized the plane at the Bessemer Airport in May. He flew into the airport as soon as he heard about the seizure and briefly met with ICE agents. Hendrickson said ICE agents told him then that he had failed to fill out a form required by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms and Explosives when he imported the plane into the states from France. Hendrickson said he was unaware he had to register the plane with ATF since he removed the aircraft's artillery while it was still in France. Hendrickson did register the plane with the FAA. The FAA issued a certificate of registration on the airplane in September 2008, according to the agency's Web site. The registered owner of the aircraft, according to the FAA, is Dixie Equipment LLC, the business Hendrickson owns. IN HONOR OF FATHER: Hendrickson's father, Claude F. Hendrickson Jr., is a retired captain in the Navy. The elder Hendrickson flew planes like a Skyraider during his service. It was his father's service as a Naval pilot that sparked the younger Hendrickson's fascination with airplanes. The younger Hendrickson owns several vintage military aircraft that he houses in Bessemer including the exact SNJ-4 warbird his father flew during his time in the military. He and his father made the trip to France last year for the Skyraider. After inspecting the aircraft, the two men hired a pilot to fly a 15-day trip to get the plane from Europe to Buffalo, N.Y. The Hendricksons planned to enter the plane in air shows across the country. Hendrickson already flies several of his military planes in air shows. The younger Hendrickson said once the Skyraider had made a successful run in air shows, he planned to donate the aircraft in his father's honor. "Ultimately, my intentions from the beginning have been to fly this plane for five to 10 years in air shows and then donate it to the Southern Museum of Flight in my father's name." Now, Hendrickson worries that the government will destroy the vintage aircraft. "I just don't get it," Hendrickson said. "This is a part of American history. It is of no danger to the government."

H/T Sipsey Street Irregulars

AP: 5 Miami Men Convicted Of Sears Tower Attack Plot

MIAMI (AP) — It took three trials, three juries and nearly three years, but federal prosecutors finally succeeded Tuesday in convicting five Miami men of plotting to start an anti-government insurrection by destroying Chicago's Sears Tower and bombing FBI offices. One man was acquitted.

When the FBI swarmed the downtrodden Liberty City neighborhood to make the arrests in June 2006, the administration of President George W. Bush hailed the case as a prime example of the Justice Department's post-Sept. 11 policy of disrupting potential terror plots in the earliest possible stages.

Yet hours of FBI recordings of terrorist talk contrasted with little concrete evidence of an evolving plot, triggering two mistrials because juries could not agree on verdicts against ringleader Narseal Batiste or five followers. One of the original seven defendants was acquitted after the first trial.

"Any cases that involve someone's mental intent, their intention when they made certain statements, are always difficult," said Matthew Orwig, former U.S. attorney in Texas who has monitored the Miami case. "It was a must-win for the government. They needed some vindication."

Finally, this third jury found the way on its sixth day of deliberations.

It wasn't the only victory Tuesday for terrorism prosecutors. In a separate case in New York, a jury convicted a Lebanese-born Swede of trying to set up a terror training camp in Oregon in 1999. The verdict against Oussama Kassir capped a three-week trial.

In the Miami case, Batiste, 35, was the only one convicted of all four terrorism-related conspiracy counts, including plotting to provide material support to terrorists and conspiring to wage war against the U.S. Batiste, who was on the vast majority of FBI recordings, faces up to 70 years in prison.

Batiste's right-hand man, 29-year-old Patrick Abraham, was convicted on three counts and faces 50 years behind bars. Convicted on two counts and facing 30 years are 24-year-old Burson Augustin, 25-year-old Rotschild Augustine and 33-year-old Stanley Grant Phanor. Naudimar Herrera, 25, was cleared of all four charges.

U.S. District Judge Joan Lenard set sentencing for July 27 for the five convicted men, most of whom are Haitian or have Haitian ancestry.

Read the rest here

This calls for remembering a quote from the famous 600 lb. left wing crockumentary maker and poster child of the American liberals, Michael Moore:

Way To Go, Obama!

The blood of Al-Quaeda terrorism victims killed in Iraq is on your hands:

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Iraq blames Al Qaida revival on U.S. release of 4,000 insurgents BAGHDAD — Iraq has launched another offensive against Al Qaida, raiding suspected AQI strongholds throughout the Diyala province, capturing insurgents and confiscating suicide vests. ShareThis Click Here The Iraqi offensive was launched amid an AQI suicide bombing campaign in Baghdad and Mosul. Officials said AQI has revived its operational cells and intensified operations as the U.S. military prepares to withdraw from cities by June 30. Iraqi military spokesman Maj. Gen. Atta Qassim said the resurgence of Al Qaida was fueled by the U.S. release of nearly 4,000 insurgents in 2009. Qassim said the released insurgents have been returning to both Al Qaida and organized crime. On May 6, at least 17 people were killed in a two car bombings at a market in southern Baghdad, populated mostly by Sunnis. Officials acknowledged that security at the market was light. Officials said the Iraqi security forces were capable of battling AQI. But they acknowledged that authorities were hampered by a shortage of intelligence. Officials said more than 50 suspected insurgents were killed in nearly one week of the Iraqi operation. "We've seized weapons, included suicide vests," Iraqi Col. Salam Ahmed Naji said. Security forces also captured more than 60 suspects, including three women, in Diyala. Officials said the province has been the launching pad for AQI insurgency attacks in Baghdad. On May 4, 31 insurgency suspects were killed in Iraqi operations. Officials said scores more were injured and killed since the operation began on May 1.

Source
H/T Atlas Shrugs

Release 4000 hard core, jihad indoctrinated Islamic terrorists from jails and expect them to behave like model Iraqi citizens. Only the Lightworker and his mindless drones could ever believe that could work.
I'm starting to believe his foolish actions are not the result of his ineptitude and cluelessness but he has more sinister goals in his mind.

Europe's Future Is Bleak

“In 1974 [Algerian President] Houari Boumedienne spoke before the General Assembly of the United Nations. And without circumlocutions he said: ‘One day millions of men will leave the Southern hemisphere of this planet to burst into the Northern one. But not as friends. Because they will burst in to conquer, and they will conquer by populating it with their children. Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women.’” --Oriana Fallaci - The Force Of Reason

Also, required reading: America Alone: The End of the World As We Know It

Obama: We Are Not At War With Islam. Islam: Tough Luck Pal, We Are At War With You

Ankara, Turkey 06/04/2009:

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"Let me say this as clearly as I can: the United States is not and will never be at war and with Islam," --Barak Obama adressing the Turkish Parliament.

Istanbul, Turkey 06/04/2009

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As United States president Barack Obama began an official visit to Turkey on Monday, reports surfaced that a Syrian man was arrested in Istanbul in connection with a plot to kill him. The man - who sought to disguise himself as a journalist for the Arab TV network Al-Jazeera - managed to obtain press accreditation and allegedly planned to stab the US president with a knife, said Saudi daily al-Watan. The suspect was arrested last Friday in Istanbul, where he had been permanently living for a number of years. After his arrest, al-Watan said he confessed to having planned Obama's murder and that in case he failed, there were three other accomplices that would carry out the assassination.

Well, Mr. President...you may not be at war with Islam, but it certainly looks like Islam is at war with you.

Current Administration Taking Steps To Make Terrorists Flying Planes Into Skyscrapers More Safer

Here are a few quotes from an article published today in Washington Times.
After reading it, one can only wonder: on who's side is the Obama administration really on?

Guns on a plane
Obama secretly ends program that let pilots carry guns

After the September 11 attacks, commercial airline pilots were allowed to carry guns if they completed a federal-safety program. No longer would unarmed pilots be defenseless as remorseless hijackers seized control of aircraft and rammed them into buildings.

Now President Obama is quietly ending the federal firearms program, risking public safety on airlines in the name of an anti-gun ideology.

The Obama administration this past week diverted some $2 million from the pilot training program to hire more supervisory staff, who will engage in field inspections of pilots.
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Since Mr. Obama's election, pilots have told us that the approval process for letting pilots carry guns on planes slowed significantly. Last week the problem went from bad to worse. Federal Flight Deck Officers - the pilots who have been approved to carry guns - indicate that the approval process has stalled out.

Pilots cannot openly speak about the changing policies for fear of retaliation from the Transportation Security Administration. Pilots who act in any way that causes a “loss of confidence” in the armed pilot program risk criminal prosecution as well as their removal from the program. Despite these threats, pilots in the Federal Flight Deck Officers program have raised real concerns in multiple interviews.
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Frankly, as a matter of pure politics, we cannot understand what the administration is thinking. Nearly 40 House Democrats are in districts were the NRA is more popular than House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. We can't find any independent poll in which the public is demanding that pilots disarm. Why does this move make sense?

Only anti-gun extremists and terrorist recruits are worried about armed pilots. So why is the Obama administration catering to this tiny lobby at the expense of public safety?

Complete article here

Welcome To America. Allah-U-Akhbar!

Something you won't read in the mainstream media or watch on prime time news: Obama signed an Executive Order appropriating over $20 million of your tax money to...hold on to your seats please:

...`migration assistance to the Palestinian refugees and conflict victims in Gaza.'

(Link to Presidential Order No. 2009-15 of January 27, 2009)


The order not only provides free airplane tickets but provides for food and housing allowances, something no other immigrants get (H/T JoshuaPundit)

Today in Gaza, tomorrow on Main Street USA

That means thousands and thousands of Hamas supporters and Hamas operatives will benefit form Obama's support to come here and set shop in our country.
They will jump ahead of the line before educated and qualified immigrants with high skills who want to emigrate here to integrate and bring their contribution to America. Instead of increasing the number of professors, scientists and highly skilled workers who are coming to the US, Obama preffers to bring in the Hamas thugs and the people who brought them to power in the Palestinian territories. Instead of educated people who want to come here and become Americans, B. Hussein Obama opens America's front door and rolls the red carpet for Islamic thugs who want to transform America in the Middle East.




Change. You want it, you got it.

IISS Report: 'Nuke From Iran Within This Year'

Geoff Meade, Defense correspondent

Iran will have enough enriched uranium to make a single nuclear weapon later this year, the prestigious International Institute for Strategic Studies (IISS) predicts.


The think tank's Mark Fitzpatrick made the announcement at today's launch of its annual global review of military powers.

"During 2009, Iran will probably reach the point at which it has produced the amount of low-enriched uranium needed to make a nuclear bomb," he said.
The rest here

Silly Iranians...working their asses off, spending hundreds of millions of petrodollars in constructing nuclear material enrichment facilities deep underground for a single primitive nuke.
All this spending and effort when all they need to do is to ask their brother into Islam Hussein Al-Ameriki for a few hundreds bombs Made In USA, and they would get them for free.