Bye Bye Pelosi?

Dick Morris thinks so:

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Source

Update:

I don't have anything more to say about the CIA lied allegations"
--Nancy Pelosi

Translation:

"Rahm Emanuel sent me a package with a dead fish and a note inside saying if I don't shut up my pie hole and continue to distract the Lightworker I may end up on the bottom of the Bay with my feet encased in a block of concrete. I'm scared $hytless, so please leave me alone"

Cure For Constipation

Got it in an email so no credit for this one:

Cure For Constipation

Announcement


If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three
times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the
hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are
probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just
doing a public service.

EXCLUSIVE! Harry Reid challenging Nancy Pelosi for the title of World's Dumbest Bag Of Hammers

Watch this short video of U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid claiming in America paying income tax is voluntary!

This is a must see video...Harry Reid is a strong contender for the title of World Dumbest Bag Of Hammers, currently held by the Congress Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi.







He must have learned that from Tom Daschle, Hilda Solis, Timothy Geithner, Charlie Rangel and Nancy Killefer and...Wesley Snipes :D

Pelosi IQ < Bag Of Hammers

The Genial Thinker Of The Bay Area claims that 500,000,000 (that's correct, five hundred million) Americans will lose their jobs every month if her trillion dollar mega-pork bill doesn't pass




This statement just begs for a question: 500 million Americans will lose their jobs in all 57 states?

1959-2009 Ayn Rand's Words, As Valid Today As Then

Particularly valid today, in the age of Obamessiah, Pelosocialist and Reichd.