Cure For Constipation
Announcement
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three
times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the
hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are
probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just
doing a public service.
“Tell everyone that there is still a place in the Kingdom of Romania which has not bowed to Communism. As long as our heads are on our shoulders, this corner of the country will be free. Tell the people not to lose faith, for the day will come when the whole of Romania will be free. Pray God for it, so help us God.” --Ioan Gavrila Ogoranu, Romanian anti-communist fighter 1923-2006
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Cure For Constipation
Got it in an email so no credit for this one:
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